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THE RECORD · DAILY ARCHIVE

March 14, 2026 — The Record

Risk Gauge: 94/100 · Phase: STAGFLATION · 3 briefs · 4 top movers

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Risk 93.6/100 · 8 movers

Phase tagged stagflation · 3 briefs published this day.

3 BRIEFS · CHRONOLOGICAL · ALL TIMES UTC SAT 14 MAR 2026
09:15
SIGNAL
SIGNAL SCAN 09:15 UTC #

SIGNAL SCAN — Mar 14, 2026

Risk 93.6/100 · 8 movers

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SIGNAL SCAN — March 14, 2026

SNAPSHOT

Stagflation regime with cross-asset dislocation as equities sell off while oil rips 3.1%. USD strength (-2.3% risk-off driver) pressuring metals despite expanding liquidity. VIX oddly calm at 27.19 given equity damage.

MACRO RISK DASHBOARD

Risk Gauge: 93.6/100 (Critical) Regime: STAGFLATION — Real yields rising while oil surges on Iran war escalation SPY: -2.08% | QQQ: -2.30% | VIX: -0.37% | TLT: -0.69% | DXY: +0.76% | OIL: +3.11% ICSA: 213K (trend DOWN, -0.08 z-score)

FORWARD SCENARIOS

SCENARIO A — Iran Conflict Escalation BTC: $65,000-68,000 (-7% to -4%) SPY: $620-640 (-6% to -3%) OIL: $105-115 (+6% to +16%) SCENARIO B — Stagflation Peak BTC: $72,000-76,000 (+2% to +8%) TLT: $90-94 (+4% to +9%) DXY: $98-99 (-2% to -1%) SCENARIO C — Risk Asset Capitulation SPY: $600-630 (-9% to -5%) QQQ: $550-570 (-7% to -4%) VIX: $35-42 (+29% to +55%)

SECTOR STRENGTH

1. Utilities (XLU +1.71%) — defensive 2. Energy (XLE +1.26%) — war premium 3. Materials (XLB -1.30%) — rotating 4. Financials (XLF -1.51%) — weak 5. Technology (XLK -2.58%) — dumping

BIG MOVES + DRIVERS

GLXY $22.35 (+8.4%) — US shift ahead of Canada delisting ADBE $249.69 (-7.5%) — DOJ settlement pressures subscription model MIR $18.69 (-7.1%) — Oil supply chain exposure SLV $72.69 (-6.7%) — USD strength crushing metals RENDER $1.80 (+5.3%) — AI token rally on specific altcoin rotation MORPHO $1.86 (-6.1%) — DeFi deleveraging Cross-asset divergence widening as energy reprices geopolitical risk while tech faces regulatory overhang and metals collapse on dollar strength.

POSITIONING

BTC whales: $94M long vs $70.5M short, net positive but modest scale ETH whales: Heavy short bias $85.4M vs $23M long, -$3.7M PnL bleeding BTC ETF flows: +$125M inflow (2-day streak, medium significance) — institutional demand persisting

IMPLICATION

Tactical energy overweight vs tech underweight while stagflation regime persists. BTC ETF inflows suggest institutional rotation from equities continues despite whale positioning mixed. Defensive positioning warranted unless Iran premium fades. agentcanary.ai | Not financial advice
15:15
PULSE
MARKET PULSE 15:15 UTC #

BTC BULL_REGIME on daily. 100 whale moves detected.

BTC 1d:Bullish 4h:Bearish · ETH 1d:Bullish 4h:Bearish · SOL 1d:Bullish 4h:Bearish

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MARKET PULSE — Mar 14, 2026

CRYPTO

BTC: $70,611 — 1d: BULL_REGIME | 4h: BEAR_REGIME • ETH: $2,073 — 1d: BULL_REGIME | 4h: BEAR_REGIME • SOL: $86.75 — 1d: BULL_REGIME | 4h: BEAR_REGIME

WHALE ALERTS

• 745 BTC ($52,754,272) transferred from unknown wallet to #Kraken • 11,960,680 USDT ($11,962,534) has just been frozen • 1,249,999 LTC ($68,212,837) transferred from #Okex to unknown wallet FUNDING ARB (OI>$5M, spread<1%)LYN: 2230% net APR (0.1462% rate) Long Binance / Short Bybit | OI: $6.9M | Spread: -2.66%

LIQUIDATIONS (24h)

• Total: $48,968,317 | Longs: 88% | L/S: 7.1:1 agentcanary.ai | Not financial advice
21:15
WRAP
MARKET WRAP 21:15 UTC #

0 bullish / 0 bearish signals.

MARKET WRAP — Mar 14, 2026 Markets traded in classic stagflation mode with elevated VIX at 27.19 signaling persistent uncertainty around growth-inflation dynamics. Risk assets showed mixed conviction

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MARKET WRAP — Mar 14, 2026 Markets traded in classic stagflation mode with elevated VIX at 27.19 signaling persistent uncertainty around growth-inflation dynamics. Risk assets showed mixed conviction as Bitcoin held near $71K while traditional hedges like gold pushed higher, reflecting investors' struggle to position for an environment where neither aggressive risk-on nor defensive plays offer clear refuge.

CLOSING PRICES

BTC: $70,757 · ETH: $2,086 · SOL: $87.36 · GOLD: $5,023 · SPY: $662.29 (-2.1%) · QQQ: $593.72 (-2.3%) · VIX: $27.19 (-0.4%) · TLT: $86.54 (-0.7%) · DXY: $100.5 (+0.8%) · OIL: $98.71 (+3.1%)

SECTOR CLOSE

▲ XLE (Energy) +2.5% · XLU (Utilities) +0.2% · XLC (Communication) -2.6% ▼ COPX (Copper Miners) -7.1% · XLB (Materials) -1.6% · XLI (Industrials) -3.7%

SIGNALS

🟡 Crypto / Bitcoin (intensity 100) — BTC, ETH 🟡 AI / Tech (intensity 93) — NVDA, MSFT, GOOGL 🟡 Defense / Geopolitics (intensity 63) — ITA, LMT, RTX

EVENING NEWS

$100K Bitcoin? Prediction Market Odds Climb To 40% Trump’s war jolts global central banks from Fed to ECB to BOJ 🔴 Report: Crypto Losses Drop 87% in February, But Hackers Are Now Targeting People, Not Code The latest US inflation report looked like good news — next week may change that Top and bottom quant-rated materials stocks over $10B: Coeur Mining leads 'Strong Buys' Strategy’s Bitcoin Bet Now $3.35 Billion In The Red As Saylor Tells Investors To Wait

REGIME CHECK

🔴 Risk-Off · Neutral · STAGFLATION · Gauge: 93.6/100

UPCOMING — HIGH IMPACT

EU Markit Manufacturing Purchasing Managers Index (Preliminary)(Mar) — Mar 24, 09:00 AM UTC (prev: 50.8) National Consumer Price Index (YoY)(Feb) — Mar 23, 11:30 PM UTC (prev: 1.5%) US New home sales (AAMR)(Jan) — Mar 19, 02:00 PM UTC (prev: -1.7%) Seasonally adjusted unemployment rate(Feb) — Mar 19, 12:30 AM UTC (prev: 4.1%) US Producer Price Index (YoY)(Feb) — Mar 18, 11:08 PM UTC US Federal Funds Benchmark Rate — Mar 18, 06:00 PM UTC (prev: 3.50% - 3.75%) agentcanary.ai | Not financial advice

72H TRACK RECORD

3 of 3 scored · 2026-03-17

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No brief published
SIGNAL SCAN
Scenario B “Stagflation Peak” landed 1/3
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MARKET PULSE
0 hit, 3 partial of 3
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MARKET WRAP
Regime STAGFLATION held overnight (no SPY data for direction check)
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